i feel like you can’t talk about dick things without including the word sunshine in there somewhere, and neither can tiger, so sun-soaked things with them are a Must

- please consider dick on his stomach with his head pillowed on both arms, still asleep as sunlight spills out onto the bed and over his back. freckles on his back!! against tanned brown skin!!! A+++ does tiger mouth at them I wanna say he does

-  when the sun reaches his eyes, he finally turns away from the window a bit and smushes his face into tiger’s neck. and tiger’s def a morning person, but he usually comes back to bed later if dick’s still there y/y

- his morning noises are happy noises. it takes him a while to get up when they don’t have plans, but there is zero grumbling involved. and like. he’s lowkey grinding against tiger’s thigh and tiger’s pulling his hips in even closer, so lazy mornings are not exactly an issue

- tiger’s warm from the sun too, which means there’s really nothing stopping dick from going easily and rolling up on top of tiger when he pulls dick in. i wanna say dick rides tiger into the sunset, but tiger has A++ thighs so I’m also v amenable to those thighs being wrapped around dick’s waist

- (the puns are a Lot Worse to deal with right after getting out bed, why does Dick do this)

- but then later that night he’s flipping backwards off a roof like fucking elastigirl and is ready with an escrima stick in each hand when he lands, while tiger’s just finished taking out ten of the people behind dick, and they’re both highkey rediscovering their competence kinks

- which is the only reason dick is forgiven for making so many terrible puns and tiger is forgiven for pointedly ignoring every single one of those puns