imagine;
- jason peter todd’s extensive collection of japanese body pillows
- (thank u @emilykcldwin)
- he has every single member of the justice league. u know these exist guys don’t lie to yourselves
- he sleeps with the wonder woman one
- every single person jason has ever slept with threatens to burn it at least twice
- jason reminds bruce that they exist constantly and bruce is cringing and jason just cackles
- whenever bruce pisses him off he leaves the most weird sexual superman one in random places throughout the cave and mansion
- *bruce opens closet door* *superman pillow falls out* why are you like this jason,, how did i fail you so horribly,
- jason meeting the jl: please sign my body pillow of you
- (the only one who actually does it is hal. who also has all the body pillows. he’s so relieved he thought he was the only one)
- jason surprising bruce after patrol by tucking the batman body pillow into his bed
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bruce, who is dead meat and wants to just sleep and turned the light on to see the body pillow: JASON PETER TODD
- he’s filming all of this
