not rude at all my guy this is all i do with my life

• The Meme Team™
• lance, smushing pidge’s face to his chest: “never talk to me or my child ever again”
  
• alternatively: pidge pretends to be lance’s kid whenever he tries to flirt w someone
• lance secretly aspires to one day be as savage as pidge
• “excuse me sir I lost my friend lance, can I make an announcement?” *pidge leans into the intercom* “goodbye you little shit”
  
• lance is horrified by the state of pidge’s everything. you don’t sleep a full 8 hours a night?? you don’t exfoliate??? and how could you just forget to trim your nails what the fuck are you a cat-
• he detangles pidge’s hair regularly and angrily
• hunk walks in on this once, vaguely recalls a documentary on monkeys’ grooming habits that he saw on animal planet once, and then leaves
• “i have a problem” “you have many but go on”
  
• actually a pretty horrifying duo. usually use their power for dumb pranks but one time some aliens make the mistake of capturing the two of them together and it takes them like five minutes to blow up their base
• constant mecha anime jokes
• “get in the robot, lance”
  
• “don’t believe in yourself pidge. believe in the me that believes in you”
  
• one day lance wakes up in a cold sweat and barges into pidge’s room. “pidge. pidge oh my god” “lance what the fuck” “pidge we’re piloting a fucking gundam oh my god”
• *one walks into the room* the other: “yikes”