Anonymous asked:
Hi, Amy. I got a 66 on the test I had today. Can you say something to make me feel better?
oh-mother-of-darkness answered:
- Tim Drake once attempted to moonwalk out of an awkward conversation, misjudged the distance to the door, banged into a wall instead, fell over, bounced off a couch, and cracked his phone screen. In front of Damian.
- Dick has caught Jason napping inside the manor a grand total of seven times in the past year. The have an unspoken agreement not to talk about it. The last time it happened, Jason was sleeping on the top shelf of the linen closet. Dick doesn’t really understand the choice, but you know what? He respects it. He really does.
- It’s traditional for every Robin to give Barbara an item of bird-themed jewelry (necklace, ring, earrings, necklace, bracelet respectively). She wears all of them on rotation.
- There’s a secret compartment in the Wayne Manor pantry– since every single child has discovered it on their own, they all assume that the others don’t know about it. They are mistaken. Actually, Tim did recently catch Damian stashing extra cinnamon rolls in the compartment, but he can’t say anything about it. He was only there in the first place because he was trying to hide a tub of guacamole.
- Steph and Cass once spent an entire night following Bruce around on patrol, narrating documentary style. Seeing as they were careful not to say anything that would compromise identities, they could put it online if they wanted to. Stephanie has decided that she will, the next time Bruce pisses her off.
- Batfamily members frequently test run new disguises by trying to slip them past other family members. One memorable night, Dick and Tim both came to a party in disguise, had a full conversation, and didn’t recognize each other. Side note: both of them told Damian their plan separately, before the party, and it remains to this day the funniest thing he’s ever seen in his life. (Father Father Father come here you have to see this.)
- The reason Damian never high-fives Jason back is because Jason’s hand is always a little too high up for Damian to reach. And he’s pretty sure jumping for it would be undignified.
