- ordered a Kid’s Meal at McDonald’s for the Nightwing toy

- broke into a zoo just to ride the elephant

- broke down completely at Mufasa’s fall during The Lion King because it reminded him of his parents’ deaths

- took Damian to an ice cream shop while still in their Batman and Robin attire

- won second place at a Nightwing Butt Lookalike competition

- sang Do You Want to Build a Snowman to Jason

- attended Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards despite being a 22 year-old man at the time

- donated $3,000 to a charity because the kitten on the pamphlet looked sad

- ran out of underwear and was forced to wear his old scaly Robin panties

- “borrowed” Barbara’s wheelchair to ride around the skate park

- dedicated an entire day to seeing how many paper clips he could fit into Damian’s hoodie without him noticing (it was 296)

- felt lonely so he rode around on poor Tim’s back for a whole day

- got bored on patrol so he snuck into a stranger’s apartment to watch cartoons

- became the Kim Kardashian of Gotham

- tripped over a peanut and fell into a puddle

- got his mullet caught in a car door

- caught his toaster on fire when he put spaghetti in it

- put glue in his ear to see what would happen

- did his trapeze act at the park to entertain some seven year-olds

- did a performance of Romeo and Juliet with the Titans at a community theater while in their costumes and everything (“Kid Flash, Kid Flash, wherefore art thou Kid Flash?” “What light, through Titan’s Tower breaks? It is the east, and Starfire is the sun”) 

- played Twister for an hour without breaking a sweat

- snowboarded on his hands down a mountain

- sewed sequins onto Bruce’s cape before patrol

- drove to Alabama to pet a dog he saw on TV

See Jason Todd one here

See Tim Drake one here

See Damian Wayne one here